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3/27/2010

Mr. ?

女性想找到她(們)的 Mr. Right
相對的她(們)不想遇到令她(們)傷心的 Mr. Wrong
如果 Mr. Right 相對的是 Mr. Wrong
那麼 Mr. Left 呢?

之前喜歡一隊日本樂隊 Mr. Children
他們的隊名是從令一個名字 Mr. Adult 啟發出來的
(不知是不是真的,只是 mv 是這樣拍出來)
Mr. Children 相對的是 Mr. Adult 吧

Mr. Left 暫時沒有什麼特別的意思
但不知道為何現在的我很想從事情的對面( or 背面)來思考
不是不從多角度來思考
只是從事件的相反的方向來思考覺得很有趣
很有小時候學的"逆思考"的感覺那樣
如果 Mr. Right 相對的是 Mr. Wrong
那麼 Mr. Left 就是在框框之外了

在澳洲的時間很多
辛苦...但也很悠閒
思考的時間特別多
之前想到的、和 文牛 ,namidae 談過的 ideas
一下子從腦袋湧出來
這樣就可以讓我從新再思考一次
Mr. Left 的角度思考......

1/21/2010

Rhapsody

Wear a grand ceremonial clothes
With a mysterious mask
Hold the stick, draw on black top hat
Crazy thought in my mind
Bring me inside the masquerade
No light in the dancing pool
Different colour of dancer
Red, Blue, Yellow, Green
Full of music notes in the air
Do, Me, Fa, So
Cold outside but hot inside
Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter
With a cup of mixed cocktail
Sweet, Sour, Bitter, Spicy
All elements interwoven a song
No standard, no pattern, no rules
No right, no wrong, no absolute
This is my RHAPSODY
No responsiablity of my crazy action
Shout at the 30000ft bottom of sea
Drive 300km/h in highway insanely
Like a freefall from a 10000ft high
Gentle outside but crazy inside
...WAH...STOP...
Back to the reality
In the pressure life
Just a moment of time
Let me sing my rhapsody again
One more time


11/15/2009

13 Nov 2009

11月8日之後幾天都在找工作
在Sharehouse A去city要先乘公車到Mirrabooka
然後轉車到Perth city
去一程要差不多一個小時
才能去city找工作, 去Library上網
和我在香港的生活沒太大的分別
也是乘一小時交通工具出入city
只是在sharehouse不能上網吧了
因為帶了不多的金錢在這次旅程上
找工作的心情很沉重
還沒有找到拿著相機拍攝的心情
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11月12日朝早從Sharehouse A搬到Sharehouse B
這裡比較多人
越南工頭David同Katie
一對馬拉兄弟 (BT呀哥, BTB細路)
馬拉男性 Sam
香港女性有: Carl, ,Jane(姐姐), Jaime(細妹), 高妹Kennis, Betsy,
台灣男性有: 高佬Sam
一對情侶 (台灣女性呀Abby同馬拉男性呀偉)
香港男性有呀森, Anson, 偶像, Nash和我
比Sharehouse A多人, 還未有機會影相
但之前影了其他數張相...
遲些再upload...
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10/27/2009

Travel wedding

Travel wedding is my dream
Small old church in Europe near the sea
Old couple are praying, little children are playing
Invite all my friends to see my wedding through the cam
Maybe no groomsmen and bridesmaid
No flower boy and flower girl
No brothers and sisters
No Benz and driver
But it must happy and have all your wish
.
.
.
Daydreaming...It won't comes true


10/24/2009

What are you doing today?

Yesterday was Friday
Tomorrow is Sunday
I don't know what day today
Just don't need to work today
Now it is Eleven O'clock
Just woke up two hours before
Cannot fall asleep anymore
Later go out to take a walk
I'm gonna be crazy
I don't know what happen
I am forgotten and don't want to remember
Everything just pass me by
Can't catch things belongs to mine
Let me lie down and die
This is my weekends life


9/21/2009

Groove in heart

Gorillaz - Dirty Harry


...
I need a gun to keep myself from harm
The poor people are burning in the sun
But they ain't got a chance
They ain't got a chance
I need a gun
'Cos all I do is dance
'Cos all I do is dance
.
.
.
I need a gun to keep myself along...
I don't need a heart, just need a gun?
To keep myself from pain
To keep myself from sadness
Fill in the bullet, load into the shooter
Aim to my heart, synchronize rhythm
Five, Four, Three, Two, One...
Press the trigger, is time to over
It's really groove, isn't it, loser?

9/16/2009

Primary 5 student

Surfing the internet without any purpose
*But luckily find an essay from a Primary School :

A Dive-sub Trip

          When I was taking photos, I saw a monster. Its eyes are big. Its nose is big. Its mouth is big. It has no body. Its face is big. Its hand is small. It was scary and ugly. It knocked on the dive-sub door because it was bored and wanted to go inside. I prayed that the monster would not come. My friend also prayed. In the end, I and my friend thought we would die, but Jesus helped us to go up to the sea surface. I and my friend were very happy.

By Sin Long Sang
 


Written by a Primary 5 student ... 10 years old
I really want to meet him (I guess he is a boy)
Blog "SINg a LONG S@NG" post an essay written by Sin Long Sang
What a funny thing! XD




* Ref: http://www.htsps.edu.hk/Web/05_stuPlace/lang-eng/0708/2nd_5B24.htm

9/15/2009

Cat Metacarpal Pad

我很喜歡貓狗
剛剛在網上搵到 1 Set 貓肉球的 Javascript
即刻儲齊佢係我個 blog 度

[猫の肉球]











哈哈,真係好得意!!!

9/11/2009

Goodbye Myself

I cry when I write about you
I cry when I type about you
I cry when I think about you
I cry when I dream of you
I cry when no one beside
My tears drop falling
On my face
On my shirt
On my hand
On the pillow
On my heart
I can't believe why I still cry for you
I loved the one when first time I saw you
But no longer be here
Don't let me suffer
I can’t bring me back
Only say goodbye to myself......

 
 
 
 

9/10/2009

Hong Kong

Living in Hong Kong for almost the time
Did you ever sit down silently to see this living place?
I didn't......
I think it is the time for me to see the real Hong Kong
From day to night

9/09/2009

Hot - Blooded

Lee段時間意志好消沉
做乜都冇衝勁
好頹廢,好洩氣
前日再聽番 Mr. Children 首 "Kurumi"
以為會好番D
點知都係咁...
就係Lee個咁既時間
係船上一個人戇居居
打開部 Netbook
竟然唔記得左...
我有 "One Piece" 睇
即刻由第一期睇起
睇左2,3期到
正到呢...冇野好講
個種熱血又出番黎
至少,係未來幾個星期
係未睇完多一次 "One Piece" 之前
都可以 Keep 住咁熱血
真係好...哈哈

 
 
 

9/05/2009

Mr. Mok

剛剛去左匯豐總行去攞D保險資料
去到D人問我要咩類型既保險既資料
我諗都冇諗就講左旅遊保(可能成日諗住去旅行啦)
但係等梗既時候先發覺我想要既係醫療保
所以見職員#1既時候我同佢講我想要既野
佢就PASS我去職員#2度
職員#2就講解醫療保既野
(當然佢地唔會放過SALE其他保險既機會啦)
聽左一輪,當然要攞D資料返去睇睇再諗諗啦
但同時我又要搞信用咭D野
咁職員#2話要搵另外既職員幫我
要我等等...
等左一陣,原來都係去番職員#1度
我一見佢叫我,我地對望笑左一笑
我同佢講要搞信用咭D野
佢問我攞身分證D資料
當然,好快就搞掂啦
跟住佢竟然同我講佢同我同名
只係唔同姓,又俾職員証我睇
一睇之下,又係真WOR
英文譯音同中文名都係一樣
係個姓唔同...
佢講佢84年出世,我就大佢幾年啦,哈哈
唔知點解,又會咁”橋”識到個同名既人
莫生...I will remember you!!!
 
 
 

9/04/2009

Two Choose One

Today is 4th of September, it's a little bit special for me
2 more months later I will go to Australia for 1 year working holiday trip
I specially create a blog call "Cheung Chau Boy" to write and record down for this trip
However I just wondering is it good to use "SINg a LONG S@NG" to record down the trip
The reason why I open 2 blogs because for the blog: "SINg a LONG S@NG" I use to write or express my feeling, emotion, mood...etc. Mostly are something sad.
For the blog: "Cheung Chau Boy" I create it really for the trip, but after the trip end it also means the blog end...

Use the blog: "SINg a LONG S@NG" to record 1 year Australia trip
or use the new blog "Cheung Chau Boy"?

Still thinking......

8/31/2009

Release

朋友突然問我
”點先學識放開呢?
口講話唔想唔介意但當你一靜未又係諗!”

放不開,因為緊握
緊握著,因為在意

正如我之前的一個篇blog文
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裡面的第一,二句:
We may not be able to change the world
but we can change our point of view
從來也不建議他人放開
放不開、緊握、在意......
是因為事件關乎已身
你不能改變事件本質
就像世界其他事物一樣
但你可以改變對事件既睇法:








這是一個正方形
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這是一個三角形
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但其實,這是一個四角錐體
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好像我失戀,事情發生了
我不能不傷心
也不能說放開,就放開了
但這是令我可以去澳洲 working holiday 既契機
事實,我不能改變
但睇法,我改變了焦點
我既沒有放開了事情
只是用另一個方法
另一個角度
另一個對焦去看

 
真正放開了,事情就不再屬於你......
你真的想放開嗎?

8/26/2009

Alcoholic idioit

很多人都以為我很喜歡酒精
其實我也不知道自己喜歡與否
但有一樣可以肯定
數年前,酒精曾經陪伴過我最失落的時候
那時,我與兩位好友
真的做到晚晚不醉無歸
晚上8時恭候,9時開始飲
2,3 ROUND之後
已經係凌晨的4,5點
但大家都要準備搭6點船出門
星期一至日,不知有多少天沒醉......
人,就是這麼可笑
在最失意時學的東西
往往便成為你每次失落時必做的事



之前數次失意,我有盡力去抑制自己
不要酒精,不再飲醉
但,真的很難每次都做到
”抽刀斷水水更流,舉杯消愁愁更愁”
只可以不斷同朋友講(自己講),”飲少D啦”

唔飲得,睇下都好呀...CHEERS

8/24/2009

Freeline

Freeline Skate
I am newbie
Mentally prepared drop on the street
Freeline it right
Freeline alright
It's just like flying in the sky
Freeline tonight
Freeline all night
You're gonna feel so free
when you riding the freeline
Whatever 180 frontside ollie
or 360 shove-it kickflip
Use your own freestyle to play it
and create the unique movement
Let's Jam it in the Street
Stride across all obstructer
Get Ready!!!






I love freeline very much
I will ride it in Australia
......GO......

8/22/2009

HKCCF 2009

男人,係電腦節LEE D地方
就係等於賭仔過左大海一樣
加上岩岩出左糧
唉,又黎幾大就幾大,燒賣就燒賣
......
咁落去都唔係辦法,帶飯啦=_=”
但係電腦節個場入面
竟然俾我地發現左本世紀最偉大既新產品



話說,我同呀牛去電腦節破財擋災
行行下...
女SALES:先生,試唔試下部新相機呀?
我地:唔啦(邊講邊行開)
女SALES:唔係WOR,佢有”超級防手震”架WOR
我地心諗:”超級”+”防手震”?
之後行開左...



我地真係笑到PK
超級防手震?
真係GIMMICK野黎架WOR
部相機俾咩人用呀?
(柏金遜病人?)
「無論柏金遜病人係大地震之下
用XXX相機
開啟佢既”超級防手震”功能
係幾震既情況下,都會影到靚相
SEE:

Perfect!!!

8/08/2009

Chau-Heung Effect

秋香效應
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秋香效應 (Chau-Heung Effect)。是一個比較式理論,傳統上人們認為是由周星馳喺1993年主演嘅《唐伯虎點秋香》出現,但其實是由舊男同事H和本人因其戲中一幕而引發出靈感所產生的證明。在舊公司A,一有比較下而得出的結果,我地都稱之為秋香效應


目錄
===============
1. 定理
2. 歷史
3. 用法
4. 參考


定理
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秋香效應 指出:
當有多個一個物件 (Object)處於比較之下而勝出,但其實是因為其他比較的物件太差先令該物件勝出比較。
也就是說,
設有3個物件 A,B和C,評分等級由10~0,10分最好,0分最差
A = 3分,B = 1分,C = 0分,那麼
A>>B>>C
由於B,C的分數奇低,令A在不高分的情況下勝出
而A的勝出便稱之為秋香效應

歷史
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這個效應的歷史是由《唐伯虎點秋香》戲中的一幕(24:57 ~ 25:46):

「......
 四大才子:哎,都在看什麼,借過借過!
 某人:今天華太夫人帶著她的婢女四香來進香啦。
 周文斌:聽說各個都是神仙下凡,尤其是秋香更是不得了啊。
 唐伯虎: 哪一個?到底是哪一個?
 周文斌、文征明:那個,那個!秋香~~~~~~~~~
 (秋香回首一笑)
 唐伯虎:這個很普通,沒什麼嘛!
 周文斌:先別急嘛,伯虎兄,你要知道美女這種東西,跟鮮花一樣,
 需要有綠葉來襯托才會顯出她的嬌媚,你再看看嘛。
 周文斌、文征明:美女~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 (旁人皆成醜女襯托)
 唐伯虎:再這麼一看,她真是美若天仙?我們立刻到廟裏去,展開行動!
 ......」

在這裡秋香姐之所以靚不是因為其天生美麗,而是因為佢旁邊的人質數太差才顯得其美麗(包括春香夏香冬香石榴姐),在比較之下形成秋香是美女這個結果,我們統稱這結果為秋香效應

用法
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因為秋香效應 是建基於戲中一名角色(秋香)而該角色是女性一名,所以人們大多數用來在女性比較時用,但其實是可以用在任何物件上的比較而得勝但非靠其實力勝出時所說秋香效應
常用例子(1):
  同事A:嘩LEE個男同事好靚仔WOR
  同事B:睇下......車,都唔係好靚仔O者
  同事A:咁你再望下我地LEE層既男同事先講啦
  同事B(四圍望):係WOR,佢都真係幾靚仔WOR
  同事C秋香效應 O者
常用例子(2):
  係麵包鋪
  朋友A:哈,我LEE個吞拿魚包都好OKAY WOR
  朋友B你個包扁晒,咁都話OKAY呀
  朋友A:你睇下剩番D咩包先講啦
  朋友B剩番果D唔係漏晒D餡出黎就係冇左一忽
  朋友B:係WOR睇落你個包真係好OKAY WOR
  朋友C秋香效應 O者

參考
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P.S. 我真係好鬼無聊 =_="

6/23/2009

The Time to Write

開心既時侯係唔會寫野,
因為你只會嫌時間唔夠, 唔可以再多D,
咁又點會有空去寫野呢?

所以寫得野既時間多數係唔開心既,
你唔開心可能因為你寂寞, 混亂, 傷心......咁一定亂諗野,
但lee個時候先至係最多靈感最感性最Creative wor,
你話有乜辦法唔寫野呢?

而家我係唔係唔開心? 又唔係wor
我唔想又變番係唔開心先寫野既時候,
有時係唔知自己諗乜既時間寫野,
諗到D乜就寫D乜, 寫出黎好無聊但又幾得意WOR,
原來自己都有咁無聊過,
而且...唔駛將lee D 野係電話講出黎悶到人麻


P.S. 我睇完都覺得悶, 真係"不該"啦

6/21/2009

The Beginning

見每個人既blog佢地既第一篇都係打一d
"This is my first day....." or "第一日打blog......" something like that,
但我又唔係想打lee d wor,
反而想講既係我個blog 叫 "SINg a LONG S@NG",
但我其實唔係鍾意"大同", 更加唔係鍾意佢d歌
只係想澄清lee點.....係唔係好無聊呢?!?