Primary 5 student

Surfing the internet without any purpose
*But luckily find an essay from a Primary School :

A Dive-sub Trip

          When I was taking photos, I saw a monster. Its eyes are big. Its nose is big. Its mouth is big. It has no body. Its face is big. Its hand is small. It was scary and ugly. It knocked on the dive-sub door because it was bored and wanted to go inside. I prayed that the monster would not come. My friend also prayed. In the end, I and my friend thought we would die, but Jesus helped us to go up to the sea surface. I and my friend were very happy.

By Sin Long Sang

 

Written by a Primary 5 student ... 10 years old
I really want to meet him (I guess he is a boy)
Blog "SINg a LONG S@NG" post an essay written by Sin Long Sang
What a funny thing! XD




* Ref: http://www.htsps.edu.hk/Web/05_stuPlace/lang-eng/0708/2nd_5B24.htm

Woke up from Dream

星期日晚上發左Lee個夢：

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我係一個商場既鋪頭出面睇梗野
而我帶緊handfree接駁住右手褲袋裡的iphone
突然我發覺有人用手拉handfree條線
連我iphone都拎起左
我轉頭一望，一個好醜樣地中海既呀叔
佢想偷我部iphone
我一望，佢就走
雖然佢偷唔到，但我唔想俾佢就咁走左去
我咪追佢lor......追左一段路
點知佢突然停左，轉身係我面前
用手拉我條handfree線，拉起左部iphone
跟住係我面前偷左佢，轉頭就走
我呆左，真係好嬲
我一路大叫偷野，一路追
但對腳好似唔多識郁咁
可能因為現實既我剛剛行完山好倦啦
但我大叫既時間，好多人都幫我手追
佢地幫我捉住左個地中海
個死人地中海就話係我賣部iphone俾佢，唔係偷
我就好嬲咁講：唔駛講咁多，報警啦
跟住去到警局，我就對警察講番事件既經過
個地中海就冷笑咁話我講大話
佢講左句：o靚仔，你幾大呀？我駛偷你D野?
聽完，我嬲得好緊要，就不斷用粗口鬧佢
最後佢可以保釋...佢跟住我
我又不停用粗口鬧佢，直情想打佢
但我記得係夢既最後，我問佢：你幾*多歲呀?**
(*為粗口字眼)

 ＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝夢完，醒左＝＝＝＝＝＝＝＝

初初夢醒，我真係唔知個夢點解
後來大概自己都估到Ｄ......

...
是緣是債是場夢
夢迴夢醒都心痛
...

是嗎？